So I’m not going to do that.
But as you know, whining sure does take up a lot of energy! I was tapped out of ideas and having a hard time coming up with something else to write about. So I brainstormed. Then ate grapes. Then brainstormed some more. A million things popped into my head, but all of them got shot down when I couldn’t write more than two sentences. So, as my offering to you, here is a list of the Top Ten random things I might have blogged about if there was enough behind them to be more than a Tweet on Twitter.
My Top Ten Better-As-A-Tweet Topics
- How do news anchorwomen get such perfect hair?
- I like my earlobes. They remind me of my grandpa’s
- I got new eyeglasses. Now I look like a sophisticated Japanese Exchange Student, and I’m not even Japanese!
- Russell Crowe can do any accent in the world perfectly
- CM is to his Exersaucer, as most men are to opera
- I have heat rash on my neck
- I love HBL. I’m staring at him and making googly eyes right now
- I’m wearing shorts for PJs. Spring is here
- My bangs. When will I figure them out?
- Wherever I go, there is a weird morning breath/subtle spoiling broccoli smell. Is that my mouth?