Thursday, August 13, 2009

Dear Mr. Dishwasher

Dear Mr. Dishwasher,

I just got back to the couch from visiting you this afternoon. My marathon kitchen cleaning and organizing today would have been nothing without you and Mr. Garbage Can.

I can hear your faint whirring, rinsing off the filthy kitchen accoutrement that I’ve stuffed you full of.

You are so hard working.

You let me fill you up with all the dirty, grimy pots and pans I could squeeze in, so that I don’t have to stand at the sink for an hour, scrubbing and getting prune fingers.

You are so accepting.

And what do I get, besides an hour of my time back and soft hands? Clean dishes! You give me clean dishes in all your long-suffering ways.

You are so generous.

I couldn’t do it without you Dishwasher. You. Complete me.

17 comments:

Alicia said...

Awww...what a nice tribute to your dishwasher...lol!

The only sucky part is putting everything away!!!!

thais. said...

how funny :) you just made my endless night go happy... thx, to you - and to my dishwasher

Veronica Lee said...

What a lovely tribute to your dishwasher!!

Theta Mom said...

It's amazing the bond we share with our appliances, isn't it?! LOL

Tami said...

I think I need one, I'm the dishwasher here. LOL. I wonder if my boys would ever give me a tribute?

Mighty M said...

I'd be lost without mine, that's for sure. I was just watching Jerry Maguire a few nights ago too.. ;-)

God, My Savior Forever! said...

Wow...I've never really thought about this. I guess in this modern world of tech we take things forgranted. It's so true though....I have way more time on myhands when our dishwasher does the job..especially since our works over time running for like 2 hrs lol. Even though I've been helping us save mor emoney on our light bill and washing more dishes myself there are days when I just need to use the dishwasher and I am also grateful!

Two Pretty Little Skirts said...

well said! Our favorite kitchen appliance had to be replaced a few months back...it was no fun around our house, nobody likes greasy wrinkled hands

Dawn

The Bumbles said...

I personally think that after beer, the dishwater is probably the best thing ever invented.

Insanity Kim said...

I have a Bum Dishwasher. We are in counseling, since I can't get rid of Bum Dishwasher because of contractual tangles. I wish your Dishwasher would talk to my Dishwasher...would make my life that much more fulfilling.

James Ricardo The Actor said...

LOL! Mr. Dishwasher is my friend as well!

blueviolet said...

My dishwasher hates me? It cleans them about 90 percent of the way and the remaining 10 percent is just enough so that I have to rewash it. My Mr. Dishwasher does not complete me.

Annette Piper said...

OOoooh yes! Mr Dishwasher deserves much love and admiration!!!

Mary K Brennan said...

Just wondering, Does your dishwasher have a brother?
Mine has caught the seven year itch, and has decided to spit the soap back onto the dishes after they're rinsed.
I'm getting the divorce papers ready right after this post.

Jenjen @GottaLoveMom said...

That's just adorable!
What a reliable dishwasher :)

Mary said...

Bravo! Bravo, Encore! -sniffle-

Zeemaid said...

now if only there was an appliance to clean the rest of the house..

I love my dishwasher too... make sure you give him a little somethign extra special tonight... like plates dirty from pie or cake...

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