Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Why Do I Hold My Pee So Long?

I am sitting here on the couch, doing the pee-pee dance while I go down the list of my Google Reader subscriptions, wondering why I'm doing this on purpose?

Am I in a car with no rest area in site? No.

Am I in a movie theater, just about to figure out the ‘who-dun-it’ of the film? No.

Am I in the middle of a gynecological exam? Again, no.

So why am I, a grown woman, acting like a five year old, threatening to pee my pants because I’m too busy playing on my computer?

Puh-lease, lady! Go use the bathroom! Stop fighting your weakened postpartum bladder already! You’re about to lose!...


* Dust cloud *

17 comments:

Alicia said...

lol....i do the same thing!! sheer laziness! and i'm totally ok with that!

Alicia said...

Oh my gosh, I've been having to go for the last hour too!!!

Buckeroomama said...

I do that, too. Actually will have to make a mental note to stop doing that... can't be good for our health, can it?

Veronica Lee said...

Hehehe, that really confirms that we're related!!

I even bring my laptop to the loo when I do a major dump!!

Suzanne said...

Yep...that happens here, too. They say it's good for you so...
You are too funny1

Tami said...

heh heh. Since having the 3 boys and just turning 40 I sneeze and I pee my pants, I laugh tooooo hard I pee my pants. I can never hold it. Even if I empty my bladder, the lil bugger still drips if I do the above. *shakes head.

I hate gettin old LOL

LZ @ My Messy Paradise said...

Ha! I do the same. I feel like I have to go before leaving the house and think, "Nah, I'll be fine." Then, of course, I'm not. Or wake up at night debating for an hour if I'll get out of bed to go, knowing that I will have to eventually...

blueviolet said...

Yeppers, I posted about this recently too! I do the exact same thing! It's so ridiculous!

James Ricardo The Actor said...

LOL! You are the best, girl go pee pee..please, these blogs will be here!

Sherry said...

Ha! You will get so frustrated with the little monkey doing that when he starts potty training. ;)

Lyr said...

HA!!! Loved this post! When I was pregnant, I did that at work during a meeting. When I went to the bathroom I passed out!!! Turned out I had a UTI, but… I would have never passed out if I didn’t hold it so long!

Came across your blog and love it. I look forward to reading more!

Mary said...

Oh Jeez, I do that ALL the time when I'm at the computer! It just goes to show- apparently I CAN'T quit the internet anytime I want.

CenzLuccsMom said...

LOL! I am sitting here doing the same thing, just one more blog and then a bathroom break!!! You are too much! I wasn't even really conscious of it until I read your post!! I;m trying to potty train the boys and I'm always telling them to just stop what they are doing and pee!! I guess I should take my own advice!

ModernMom said...

I will do the exact same thing at night..to pee or to sleep. To pee or to sleep. When I start dreaming about waterfalls I know the pee has won!

Insanity Kim said...

Did you make it??? I MUST know! Strong bladders are awesome, but, don't abuse it! ;)

Hi! I'm Grace said...

he-he-he... but my case is different, I have to tell my hubby to remind me to pee every 4 hours. (my husband just can't believe it, and by the way, we were just married) yeah, I have too many things in my mind and in my hands that I forgot to pee, and most of the time, I suffer every night because of that.

Mrs. Fish aka Two Fish said...

Because God forbid we miss some really exciting stuff in that reader dang it!! I am so bad about that too....I would take the old laptop with me...but then I think I would need a meeting and a keychain.

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