May as well have worn a business suit with a parka.
I’m sure you can guess how uncomfortable it was. And how sweaty. In essence, once the lesson was over and we started walking out of the center, the sweat evaporated, and the chafing began.
Would you like to become a Fire Starter like me? Here are the basic instructions:
- Eat as much as your heart desires
- Wear something that allows the skin on your thighs to touch
- Do an activity that makes you sweat (preferably sitting or standing with your thighs pressed together, creating a sort of ‘wet seal’)
- Walk normally
You should probably start feeling the friction ASAP! If you ever find yourself in need of a fire (at a barbecue, on a deserted island, at a campsite), just stick some dry brush near your thighs, and voilà! You’ve started a fire! All you have left to do is slap a hot dog on a stick and have your own weenie roast!