I have a confession. I’ve been staring at my face in the mirror. A lot. And while staring at myself, I have made an incredible discovery:
I’m growing a baby double chin.
All the skin on my face seems to be falling and pooling in the area under my chin and above my neck. It’s getting so fleshy. This is a most peculiar situation...
Anyway, I have been actively fighting gravitational pull. No, not with diet and exercise, that would be too practical! No, I’ve been fighting the good fight by practicing my head angles in the mirror. Specifically, my head angles for pictures.
It seems vain. Okay, it is vain, sure. But come on, in ten years time, when I look at pictures of myself, I want to see youthful hotness. Not a pajama wearing, double chinned, messy haired lady! There’s enough time for that when I start using a cane!
So, until that time comes, and/or until I can get a grip on my cheeseburger eating ways, I will be practicing my angles, jutting out my chin, stretching out that fatty skinsation so as to avoid looking like this: