Last night was the very first night in almost two weeks that my dear husband fell asleep before the stroke of midnight.
No, he’s not working double shifts or working a second job, nothing like that. The thing that has been keeping HBL up all hours of the day and night? That addictive sleep thief: Facebook’s Zynga Poker.
Sheesh, you would think he was tending to a newborn baby, the hours he’s keeping these days. Actually, scratch that 'cause that's not true! When Monkey was a newborn, HBL was so super protective of his precious Z’s, Monkey and I slept on the couch for a month!
... Hmmm... Doesn’t look like the rules apply to poker playing.
Anyway, I’ll tell you, as fun as it’s been seeing HBL looking like me (tired with red, dry computer eyes), it sure was starting to bug because he was cutting in on Mommy Time. But my patience paid off because the dude couldn’t hang for more than two weeks before he crumbled under the weight of his fatigue.
Now, now, I know this is not a competition, and even if it were, it wouldn’t be much of one. After all, it wouldn’t be a fair fight since I’ve had way more time to condition.
Oh well. I’m just glad to have Mommy Time back so I can eat my special mommy treats, read magazines, and watch my girly movies without someone rolling his eyes at me. Aaaaaaaah!