I want to know who’s going and who I might meet, ‘coz I’m pretty sure I’m going to be shy – no, honestly. I may also be sweating profusely (aka my armpits will be soaking wet) and I may not want to shake hands or anything because I am afraid that you’ll feel my sweaty forehead and/or smell my nervousness.
In social circumstances like this one coming up, where I will know ZERO people, I usually will just shut down and stand by the food table and eat all day and night. However, I’m trying to avoid doing that this time around, as the last thing I need to do is gain five pounds in two days.
So, can you all please do me a huge favor and tell me who of you are going? Pretty please? It’ll help me mentally prepare, and in the long run, help your noses.
And then: WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?!?!