Thursday, January 21, 2010

Things That Go Bump In The Night

I’m sitting here, minding my own ding dang business, when I here something like balls dropping on my wood floor. I look around to see where it’s coming from, and notice one of my dogs near the back door walking in a circle. “Hmmm, that’s pecul…”

HE’S TURDING ON MY FLOOR! HE’S TURDING ON MY FLOOOOOOOR!

The dog had to go so bad, he couldn’t even wait for me to look up and notice him at the door to let him out!

Which, ironically, brings me to a comment that I left this evening on my friend LZ’s blog, My Messy Paradise, regarding her feelings about dogs:



But don’t tell HBL. More than likely, he’ll hold me to my word, and I’m sure I’ll be singing another song when that dreadful day comes.

14 comments:

Lisa said...

I feel your pain!! My lab had to sleep outside as his punishment, after he scubbed across my floor. In case you don't know what scubbing is.....he wiped his butt with my carpet! Make me gag!

Then, I got woke up in the middle of the night, when I heard a crash. My daughter had not shut the door well, it had come open, the cats had gotten into the garbage can and tipped it over.

Good times.

I'm so over pets right now.

James Ricardo The Actor said...

Boo, I don't even want to think of the day your dogs or my Brewster passes to the other side! And I def. want another dog! However, accidents do happen, and I think you will change your mind!

Nezzy said...

This makes me glad that Tiger the Wonder Dog is an outside dog!!!

Have a fantastic day free of turding on your floor!!! Heeeheehe!

Kimberly@PrettyPinkMomma said...

Just wait until your dogs aren't the only ones that turd on your floor! One day I was walking behind one of the boys up the stairs and there were little tiny pebbles trailing behind... You wouldn't believe how fast I grabbed that kid when I realized that is diaper was leaking poop pebbles!

Alicia said...

LOL...I totally know how you feel!! I tell my kids that I'm not cleaning dog poop after I've wiped poo buts for 13 years!

ZenMom said...

As the owner of a loyal, yet geriatric dog that has a hard time controlling himself, I totally get it.

Seems I've made the same threat on many an occasion.

blueviolet said...

Ooooooooo, this is not good!

Veronica Lee said...

And that's the reason why I don't keep dogs!!

The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

We have 2 dogs as well and thankfully neither of them have accidents or I would be done!

Insanitykim said...

Dude, it could have been worse! It could have been the sound of gushing water and not balls! My pets always had diarrhea...man, can't live with em' can't live without 'em...

Helene said...

I already have 4 butts to clean up after..I cannot imagine having an additional one (a dog, at that!!)

Nap Warden said...

I feel the same about my cat...no more creatures that I have to clean poop for:O

Savvy Gal said...

I used to clean up after my dogs. I love them but it gets yucky sometimes.

Kekibird said...

Wow, did you call that one or what?!

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