You’d think the long bout with unseasonably cool weather, I’d be happy for the summer to finally find it’s way to Las Vegas. I mean, Summer equals Lake Time for our family. And with the warmer weather, I’d get to ride in the boat and see things like this every weekend:
But, when one is in one’s third trimester of pregnancy, one does not appreciate the heat as much as one would if one were in one’s ‘regular’ body, if you know what I mean. Because, let’s face it, besides the ridiculous amounts of chafage going on, my pregnant body is dealing with:
- Pregnancy Nose (a.k.a “I’ve Temporarily Turned Into A Bloodhound). This does not bode well for me, considering hot weather causes people to sweat. And sweat often equals SMELL. Specifically BODY ODOR SMELLS.
- Did I mention bloat? In the high heat of Summer? Bloat?...
- Pregnancy bathing suits. Need I say more?
- I can’t see (or reach) my feet + Sandal Wearing Weather = I will be wearing boots everyday for public safety reasons.
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