Monday, January 30, 2012
Eyeglasses And Nose Pads
Remember when I told you how my nose pad fell off of my glasses? Well, the other nose pad fell off. And now I’ve developed a sort of a soft callus where one of the screws from my frames is hitting me near my nose.
Maybe it’s time for a new pair of glasses, right? Wrong.
That would be the smart, easy and practical thing to do (HBL is constantly asking me when I’m gonna get a new pair). But nooo, I don’t do “easy”. I have to be a rebel when it comes to my glasses (can you read the sarcasm?). Instead of doing what every normal human being would do, I devised an even better solution: WAX EAR PLUGS!
That’s right. I MacGyver’ed myself a coupla nose pads for my glasses. Don’t be alarmed; I don’t wear my glasses in public. The thought of showing up at the grocery store with these bulbous wax globs on my face embarrasses me. But apparently not embarrassed enough that I can’t post on the internet.
Okay, maybe next time I'll get this handy dandy glasses repair kit* instead of using my awesome wax configuration?
Fine. I’ll call my optometrist for an appointment.